Last Minute Shopping Rewards.
But No Pictures Please!

One more week  and weekend  (for the New Yawlkas) to get these disgustingly awesome and affordable goods, that provide the sweetest little sentiments for your loved ones and office mates, who you probably really like, but maybe don't "love" per say.
Or...maybe you do! 

Come to the 
Saturday Dec. 20 & Sunday Dec. 21
11am to 7pm
Food    Music    Fun   Cool Stuffs from Indie Market Types like Miss Wit
Coffee, Beer, Wine Oh  my!

227 4th Avenue, between Union and President Streets, Park Slope
About 10 steps from the R train @ Union
Follow that old bath house smell....

TRAIN: R train at Union St, in Park Slope. We are right atop the station.
15 minutes from Lower Manhattan! So easy. Click here for a subway map

Organizers Like to Party All the Time

This just in from Miss Wit's top recruiter Helen Shirley Ho,  one of the top 15 Innovators in Queens!  sporting her Community Organizer tee.  (Get us a link Miss Helen and we'll post it !!)  Organizing over 400 Green folks for drinks and relations in Queens every month - The Queens Green Drinks group, these community minded kids like to get down, get green and whoop it up.     

Incidentally for you Brooklyn, Manhattan ( or other state centric folks) Queens is like almost the second coolest borough in NYC.  And by cool we don't mean hip, we mean full of people like Helen (although no one is really like Helen, a gal who composts in her city living apartment kitchen and makes compost cookies for all)  hail from there!

Check them out.  Cute and all activisty! 

Helen Writes: 
Emmanuel Fuentebella. I think he was a part of the student rights movement at it's inception at Berkeley back in the day. Now, he's a part of my group the Transportation Alternatives Queens Committee and works in the film industry.

I'm a Big Fan of Your Work

Lately, Miss Wit meets up with a friend or two, and someone feels a little blue,
they are down: be it work, the economy, the war,
the convergence of every story you hear on NPR from 6am to 9am, some jerk they are dealing with,
this and that, or be it Bloomberg's idiotic, non-human factoring, cutting of services to seniors ( sigh, I digress).
And then I whip out the Big Fan tee for them - and for a moment, a smile.
(okay fine it was for their birthday but like the scenarios are real)
It won't save the world, or the senior centers, sadly - but it will make your friend feel better, if but for a moment.

What better gift than this for your favorite co-worker, special friend, all around pal of yours?

For all things under $25

Check out The Miss at these fine Locations in the upcoming weeks.
Online always - shop in your jammies

The Market NYC
Emerging New Designers Market
Saturday Dec. 13
490 Hudson Street / NYC

The Brooklyn Flea
Sunday Dec. 14
If the temp is above 41degrees check us out one
last weekend until Spring Re-Awakes
The Brave The Strong The Committed Outside!
Bishop Loughlin Memorial High School in Fort Greene, Brooklyn,
on Lafayette Ave. between Clermont and Vanderbilt Ave.

The Brooklyn Lyceum
First Annual Holiday Gift Show
Saturday & Sunday Dec 20 and 21
Union @ 4th Avenue
steps from The R Train

Holiday's Schmolidays

Look - Times are hard, there is no 2 or 3 ways around it. 
Miss Wit ain't gonna lie, shopping is not her favorite thing either.  

But look, she's got tees, and she's got em cheap.  And guess what?  
Miss Wit really does have a little something for everyone.  It is not just an empty phrase she throws around like dirty jeans to the living room floor.  No sir!

There is a tee with a sentiment for just about anyone.  And, if you don't see one, she can make one.  
Like whatever phrase uncle Louie loves to say, 
slap it on a tee.   
Ha ha funny, thoughtful gift for under $20!

I (I = Miss Wit) means this little pisher can't get enough of her custom onesies!

Your item (perhaps will look expensive, but will be most likely under $20!)

It's like the question Miss Wit always asks when she enters a new wine shop, looking for something to bring to a nice dinner perhaps.

"um hello, excuse me, can you point me towards your cheapest most expensive looking wine?"

That is how MIss Wit can help you.  
Miss Wit promises that she will start to post something a little bit more fun and funny here. She'll try at least.

So if you are in the NY Metropolitan Area check her out live at these fine, local markets! Indoors!  
Saturdays, Sundays
Border of Clinton Hill & Bedford Avenue
999 Bedford Avenue

How to get there: Take the 7 train to 45 Road-Courthouse Square, transfer to the G train and stop at Bedford-Nostrand Avenues. Exit near the intersection of Lafayette Ave and Bedford Ave. (Bedford Flea Market, 999 Bedford Ave., at Lafayette Avenue in Bedford-Stuyvesant  

Generation O, will...

Those lucky little ducks! Oh to be born in 2008 and beyond, how hopeful. how tumultuous.   It won't be easy - but there will be so many great things they will inherently know, and not know!

What are your thoughts, what will be great about this new generation? Comments. Please?
  • Their first word will be hope
  • They'll believe they can do anything with hard work
  • They just might revere community 
  • They will never know from a Bush administration 
  • They will never know from a VHS
  • They will know the history which brought them to believe
  • They will appreciate the flow of complete and thought out sentences.
  • They will demand hypo allergenic shelter puppies......

Toddler tees and onesies available,  from Miss Wit
Miss Wit's niece, one of those lucky babes 11.9.08

It's Sale Time

You are cordially invited.


For an Obama Victory and Action Sale
Guiltless Shopping

10% of the proceeds will be donated to the Amy Watkins' Scholarship*

Looking to the Future it Will Be Quite a Race in 2052

Here's to the babies of Miss Wit. Well we mean, not her babies, 
but the babies out there, draped in Miss Wit onesies.  Did I miss your precious one? 
Email your pix!

Looking for a custom onesie for yourself? Well, you know not for yourself but like for a gift or a baby in your life?  check out

Calling All Palin Wearers!

So, who were you for Halloween? We want to know! Were you one of the mavericks who wore your Palin shirt out?

Miss Wit took a "controversial route" out the door, and well, in the liberal state of Brooklyn, it certainly was a huge hit!  Turns out people really like a fake pregnant costume, with a subversive Palin comment on it!.  A man even held the subway door open for her!

Send Miss Wit your photos, get famous, on the blog :).

What's Happening Now!
In Frenum Perturbatio Deficio We Trust.

Never one to shy away from the snarky political commentary - the little Miss has taken on, in her own way, the "Palin Threat."

In just two short weeks, Miss Wit, has caused a bit of a stir with the latest design.
Get out your latin/english dictionary.

Featured on these fine blogs:
Joe My God Blogspot:  Yes, before the "other" Joe even came on the scene

And, with less than two short weeks away to VOTE don't forget these Miss Wit Classics: 

Get Your Custom Onesie Now    Our Fearless Hero              

Greetings and Salutations

Friends, Voters, Cotton Lovers, Bamboo Lovers, Beauty and Wit Lovers:

Welcome to the new, bloggy type thingy from that adorable little alter-ego  Miss Wit.
The alter- ego, of the alter-ego Miss Wit Designs - MissWiticisms 
What will you find here?

Miss Wit, mostly promises to update this bloggy thing, at least once a week (probably more, after all she is a wordy little beast!).
  • New Shirts - Not yet available to the public
  • Opinion Polls -  Help Miss Wit decide if she should continue further on a design
  • Random Rants -  Yes, finally let her just babble away!
  • Local Sales -  Live appearances in the Tri-State area!
  • Your Photos-  Got a picture of you and your pals wearing Miss Wit tees? Send em along, she'll post em!
  • General Spill over from the Miss Wit Designs website!
  • Community -  Feel free to comment ( be kind or constructive) - share with friends, enjoy...