Mostly Live Golden Globe Status Updates

Miss had a little fun last night watching the Golden Globes (the mini Oscars with alcohol!) - while being wrangled by her publicist and private DJ.... twitter schmitter.

Below is the culmination of immediate reactions to last night's Golden Globes (the Orange Bowl of Celebrity Gossip? Our Superbowl? Escape from the reality of CNN?)...by Miss Wit via the facebooks.
We make no attempt to even come close to the genius award musings of Johnny Lopez

In fact, Miss Wit is giddy with excitement, practically immobilized, waiting to receive the annual award write up from the real king of gossip (no not you perez) Johnny Lopez!   

Until then...the MW feeble attempt.
  • MW is    going to get wrangled by her publicist 4:32pm
  • MW is   Sting done, Lopez fire stylist, Winslet craps Gold for sure! We could twitter the crap outta this show! 8:14pm 
  • DG comments: Was a spinster just up for an award?!
  • MW is   shhh Johnny Depp is speaking!! Emma gawgeous, Meryl always, Sally eat something!
  • MW is  the Monet is starting to hit, my kingdom for Sharon Stone! Ohhhh Jake! 8:51pm
  • MW is  here comes a good crazy substitute DREW, love you but really that hair?!8:53pm
  • MW is  Demi Moore Bitch Mom of the Year Award. 8:57pm
  • MW is  popping an award show wergin. 9:01pm
  • MW is  twittering from her publicists office, can't talk. Love ya mean it. 9:17pm
  • MW is Brad pay attention that was for Slum Dog best screenplay. Signing off for two zuzim, Chad Gadya! 9:21pm
  • MW is  I take it back. Tony Shalub, was finally robbed! Wha? Oh Renee there is no greater crazy. 9:30pm
  • MW is Glen Close don't dress your age please! She got lost on the way to her daughter's Bat Mitzvah 9:34pm
  • MW is  oooo I wanna sit at the entourage table. 9:35pm
  • MW is channeling Julia Philips as the bad boys of cinema get their awards. 10:05pm
  • MW  got the dj he's singing the award show theme song! He's all mine! 10:09pm
  • MW is Leo I love you. Please smile. 10:19pm 
  • MW is was sasha baron just scorned from hollywood? Who cares he's hot. 10:33pm
  • MW is oh the hottest of em all Marky Mark. Oh Kate the awards favorite..... 10:39pm
  • MW is  not for nothing but Matt Weiner once said she was funny. 10:45pm
  • MW is this is the moment we have all been waiting for. The resurrection. 10:52pm

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